Paris Plays Musical Cells
Where is Paris? Is she in the medical ward of the Twin Towers jail, or is she in the Lynwood jail?
Paris Hilton is being treated like a rat in the witness protection program. One day she is in a solitary jail cell that makes her sick, go figure. Next thing you know she is at home partying while on house arrest! Oh but that’s not the end of it! House arrest was revoked and then she was placed in the medical ward with a bed and anti-depressants, comfy! Last night she was moved to the medical ward of the Lynwood jail where she started! Whew, trying to keep up with inmate Hilton is tiresome!
Paris is adding a new “How-To” chapter in her life, “How-To Not Do Jail”. Gotta admit privilege can keep you out of the cell and still get “time-served”, while going from cell to cell and back again! It was costing over $1100.00 a day to keep Paris in the medical ward of Twin Towers jail!
At the daily rate to house Paris Hilton in Twin Towers, anyone could stay in one of the most expensive hotel suites in the world! What kind of jail accommodations were those, maid service, butler? I know there was personal security posted outside of the door! Not only was she comfy, but her sister and parents when visiting were pushed to the head of the line! Some people have to sit at Twin Towers for hours before they are allowed to visit an inmate! Now, that’s hot!
Now that she is close to being moved again in the Lynwood jail to another “module”, “when she is stable”, according to the jail spokesman. What kind of a downgrade is a $100.00 a day? Is it like everyone else or does she get extra bologna?
